Dear Santa (My Christmas Wishlist)
I’ve been a really good girl this year. Mostly. I haven’t gotten myself into any trouble, anyway, which is the same kinda thing. So, just like all good girls, I’ve written my little ‘Dear Santa’ letter, featuring all the nice, naughty, and fun goodies that I’d like to see, wrapped up under the tree.
Dear Santa, (My Christmas Wishlist)
There’s a little mix of the spicy, not spicy, interesting, and even… well, dead in this list, so if you’re of the fragile variety, you should probably stop before you even start. If you continue, though, you’ll get a little insight into my mind – what I like, enjoy, wear, etc.
Let’s kick things off…
1: Forever and Ever Dior
Eau De Toilette Spray, 100ml from John Lewis
Let’s kick things off with something nice and sweet, shall we? This is one of my all-time favourite perfumes, and it makes me feel pretty, feminine, and sexy when I wear it.
The floral scent is “freesia and jasmine blended with Bulgarian rose,” and it’s so damn pretty. Perfect for spring/summer, too.
2: Womanizer X Lovehoney Pro40 Rechargeable Clitoral Stimulator
From Lovehoney
I’ve only ever tried one clit-suck toy, and let’s just say that not everything on the toy fitted where it was supposed to. Fun and all, but not quite the experience I’d hoped for. So, I’d like to try one that’s a little different – clitoral sucking only, with no other internal bits. I’ve heard and read nothing but good things about the Womanizer range, and this one stands out.
So, yeah, do your thing, Santa baby.
3: Solid Silver Locket with Slice of Moon Rock
From Jurassic Jewellery
I’d marry someone who gave me a piece of the literal moon.
The LITERAL moon.
4: Iroha Kushi
From Iroha
I had such a great time with the Iroha Rin that I’m desperate to try a few others from the range. I think me and the ribs on this cute little toy would get along super well. Just sayin’.
5: Dr Martens Jesy Boots
Black, from Schuh
I positively adore little dresses with DMs, and I think my little dresses would look super cute with these heeled boots.
I mean, at five-foot-three, I need all the height help I can get.
I’m a UK size 5, by the way.
6: Yellow Spot Carpenter Bee in Box Frame
From Mini Beast
I’m actually a little obsessed with these bugs in frames right now, and I’d love to have a whole bunch of them on the wall around my spiral staircase. They’re ethically sourced, which makes me feel better (y’know, being a vegetarian and all,) and I’d love to start with this yellow spot carpenter bee.
Bees are a personal themed thing for me, too. It’s a nickname, and everyone buys me bee stuff for Christmas, birthdays, etc. I’m also deathly afraid, despite absolutely loving them, which makes for interesting public displays of what I like to call the flap-and-run.
Moving on.
7: I’m Not Doing Anything Else for Men Today Tee
From Spark Company
I’m obsessed with basically everything by Spark Company. I’d own everything in their catalogue if I could. For now, though, I’ll settle for this tee, which I plan to wear in front of men that irritate me. I have one specific man in mind, and I think he’d blow an actual gasket if I pointed it to it, next time he asks me for help.
Petty af.
That’s me.
8: 5.5″ Realistic Dildo
From Ann Summers
I’m imagining a suction-to-the-tiles situation in the shower here, I’m not going to lie. Plus, it was in the sale when I looked. (If I’ve gotta buy it for myself, I ain’t writing about it for the blog. So, there.)
9: Infinity Zone Platform Sneakers
By Koi Footwear, Dolls Kill
How fucking cute are these? That’s a rhetorical question, because they are beautiful and cute and all the other good words. My current favourites (My Little Pony high-tops, of course,) have seen better days, so I need a new favourite pair. These are a definite contender.
10: Louise Heart Mini Checked Coated-Canvas Crossbody Bag
By Vivienne Westwood, Selfridges
Ummm look at this bag. Look at it. JUST LOOK AT IT.
Damn straight I want it.
11: Gianna Lace Bodysuit
By Boux Avenue
Oh, look at how pretty this bodysuit is. I need it immediately, if not sooner. Like, just imagine how hot it is to wear out, then wear in… if you know what I mean. Oh, my mind boggles. I’m planning thirty different outfits (and dates) as we speak.
Size 10, please.
12: Celestron StarSense Explorer 130 Tabletop Telescope
From Jessops
I’ve had my (first ever) Celestron telescope for a while now, and I still positively adore it. The tripod is basically never broken down because it’s always in use. Every night. Even if it’s just a quick glance through the window, I use it every single night.
But it might be time for an upgrade. I’ve learned the basics enough to move on to the next level, and the Dobsonian style caught my eye a while ago. As much as I’d love to jump to one of those mahoosive ones that you need a truck to transport, this tabletop one is perfect for what I’d like to achieve next: nebula, Saturn’s rings, the beautiful Red Spot on Jupiter, etc. That’s just what this one is perfect for.
Get ready, Saturn. I’m coming for your rings.
Chuckles.
13: Andy Warhol Revolver Canvas Print
From Amazon [affiliate link]
My house in Canada had the most beautiful artwork on the walls. I chose it all, obviously. I don’t think I’ve ever met a man with good art taste… but it is all subjective, I suppose. Anywho, I had three gun/weapon Warhol box prints on my walls over on The Other Side of the World, and I think I’ve recovered from the heartbreak enough to replace them for my walls on this side of the world.
14: Caged Rose Padded Cami Suspender
From Ann Summers
This is so pretty! Don’t you think my tits would look fantastic in it? I do. Let’s put it to the test…
Size 10 D/DD, please.
Pretty please, with cherries and sprinkles on top.
15: Donation to Little Princess Trust charity
As some of you may know, I cut alllll my hair off and donated it to charity about a year ago. Some of you lovely lot donated to my cause, which made my heart explode with happiness. Thank you to ALL of you!
If you’d like to do something for me this Xmas, rather than give something to me, this would be the charity I’d highlight.
My hair means so, so, so much to me. Losing it would be, quite literally, one of my worst nightmares. For that reason, I’ll be growing my hair out, then cutting and donating it again, to ensure that every child who wants or needs a wig, gets one.
And that’s that.
You can donate to Little Princess Trust right here.
Thanks so much for reading my blog today! 🖤
Want to send me a Christmas gift? Or a just-because gift, because this brat totally deserves it?
You can send packages (but not letters/cards) to the following address:
NSSITC
Unit 146704, Courier Point,
13 Freeland Park
Wareham Road
Poole
Dorset
BH16 6FH
UK
If my content has ever made you come, I probably deserve a little gift! 😉
If you’re in the market for some spicy reading, I’d like to personally recommend these:
Done. 🌖